loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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