talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he shaved USA in his pubs
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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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