is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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