You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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