It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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