Pappa wants mamma naked
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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