Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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