you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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