I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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