does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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