I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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Just high enough for therapy.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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