Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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