just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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