There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
we should paint friendship bongs
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