dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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