Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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