How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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