Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I didn't notice because vodka
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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