apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My dick has a subreddit
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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