let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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