If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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