nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Pooping to opera.
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