How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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