If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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