BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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