About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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