hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
What a dumb baby whore.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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