I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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