Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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