Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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