I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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