I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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