so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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