Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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