you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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