I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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