Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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