Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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