And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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