Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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