Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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