So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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