Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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