i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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