Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize