I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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