There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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