She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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