i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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