in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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